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When the moon is shaped like a c it is called a croissant. When a person has great abs it is not a six-pack it is a "tablet de chocolate".

FOOD IS EVERYWHERE.

Trying my best not to come back obese and addicted to brioche.

Also last weekend I went on the elelelelephant:

that little house there is where the man sits who operates the elephant. If you walk too close to the snout he will pull a lever and spray you with water from the end of the nose. Even if you are just trying to take a picture. he is my hero. 

also heres a video to show just how thrilling it was (aka not at all)

but you only get to ride a giant elephant once in your life and when you do you better enjoy it even if it is raining and a snarky 10 year old is hogging the best spot on top of the elephants head.