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Yesterday i ate a fish eye ball on the beach. Dont worry it  was cooked. It pretty much tasted like a fish (surprise!?)

I also had the experience of going out for drinks in what was essentially a prostitution ring. Sex tourism is really big here on NOSY BE (island off the NW coast)  so we were the only young women in the place who weren't , a. Malagasy and b. Hanging off a creepy ancient french man reminiscent of of a Gringotts elf. Its legal here if youre over 18.

It was weird. However tried to remain open minded. Both parties are technically profiting , and it provides a level of financial independence for these females whose country's education/economic systems have failed them. But, still makes my stomach whirl whenever i see a white haired geezer  fingering the hemline of a 19 year old with hair extensions. On the bright side, the live music in the place tended towards the over-50 crowd, so we got to rock out to frankie vallie and stevie wonder.

Also, i bought an avacado off a woman's head for 50 cents and it was masiro be (= real yummy). Also went skinny dipping in the indian ocean. Dont worry there were no geezers  present.